danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
Mittens Main
Rusty Gordon…It sounds more gross than dirty…
China Cat State. that’s…weird.
Mouse Catfish. Oh no, I’m gonna be in a porno for cats!
Lacy Barnwell….oh yeah..sexy..
Tramp Downscourt. omg wat.
DON’T ASK ME WHY I NAMED MY GUINEA PIG TRAMP OK I LIKED LADY AND THE TRAMP WHEN I WAS LITTLE OK SHUT UP.
Goldie Devonshire
It seriously sounds like a Golden Girl name.
Pepper Greene… not bad
She Nay-Nay Jenkins Joyce <——- … yeap.
Ginger Ogilby. This sounds like the name of an actress from the 50s who died of a heroin overdose. “Ginger? Oh, Ginger Ogilby was a great talent, but she couldn’t deal with the fame”
(Source: barrowmen)
Becky Naomi? 0__o thats kind of normal
Lady Woodrow. Like a boss. Not as awesome as Sherbert Shepperton, but classy as fuck.
Mine is Namee Ginseng. Not nearly as impressive. xD
Bronwen Hawthorn.
I guess my name is Toothless Kallara then? :(
Shadow Curtis ehehe
BEST STRIPPER EVER JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE POLES
Oh god Andy, mine is something Magnolia. If we are counting goldfish, it is probably Golden Magnolia XD
Sassy Jarvis well alright
Crystal Orchard…