February 2012
200 posts
I hate when people say they love Bergman’s movie Saraband, because even as the biggest Bergman apologist in the world, I can admit that it is a crappy movie.
It doesn’t work as a sequel to Scenes from a Marriage, yet 98% of the reviews about it state that it is. Bergman never stated that it was meant as a sequel.
While it is beautifully filmed, it features some of Bergman’s...
found a coupon for free taco bell in my mom’s room. it expires march 1st.
LEAP DAY MIRACLE!
I hate when someone accuses me of something or tries to start an argument with me and I give them a really well-thought-out and sensible answer and then I don’t get a response.
WHAT DID YOU THINK? LET’S HAVE A CONVERSATION!
femalebasedgod:
When a white person is sexually attracted black people thats called jungle fever.
What is it called when that is reversed?
I’m being very serious.
This is a conversation Jason and I often have. “suburb fever”, “mayonaisse fever” we’ve never reached an agreement.
yet if you study stevie wonder’s song “he’s got jungle fever,...
Americans Get Reacquainted With IUDs by Jane E.... →
IUDs were once recommended only for women who were done having children, for fear of infertility from infections associated with the devices. But the guidelines were revised after better research showed these concerns to be groundless with currently marketed IUDs if proper precautions are taken when they are inserted.
FUCK YOU, DOCTOR WHO SAID I COULDN’T HAVE AN IUD BECAUSE I WAS...
Anonymous asked: Were those two girls that died even white? And if they're not, do you just count them as white because they were cheerleaders? Yeah, that's not super ignorant or anything.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
girls is playing in dallas the friday after i leave for rockford.
they’re playing with the electric light orchestra.
i want to cry.
The Oscar Is Mexican: Academy Award Statuette...
thinkmexican:
The story behind the Academy Award’s Oscar statuette is itself one fit for the movies.
It starts in the 1920’s during the Mexican Revolution. Emilio Fernández was studying in Mexico’s military college when he dropped out to take up arms and support the revolutionary cause of Adolfo de la Huerta.
In 1924, a defeated De la Huerta was forced into exile and left Mexico to open a...
Everything’s getting worse. Worse people, worse machines, worse wars… and worse...
– Isak Jacobi (Erland Josephson) in Fanny & Alexander ,1982. (via reykur)
ugh boy meets world wedding episode. i can’t stop crying.
i’m watching tons of boy meets world episodes and the way this show talks about sex is so awkward and weird.
i had no idea that topanga and corey were virgins until they married. also angela and shawn constantly making out but skirting around the subject of sex is just odd. i guess i did watch this show as an 8-9 year old so it’s to be expected, but now that it’s being rerun on...
can’t wait for rockford. awesome times in fancy hotels with my boo, roadtrip to appleton to visit david, drugs, friends, ROCKFORD. i get so frustrated with that city because i love it so much.
most important: JASON! it’s been 6 months since we last saw each other.
24 Black Academy Award Winners →
thechanelmuse:
Hattie McDaniel - Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Gone With the Wind, 1940
Sidney Poitier - Best Actor in a Leading Role: Lilies of the Field, 1963
Isaac Hayes - Best Original Song: Shaft, 1971
Louis Gossett Jr. - Best Actor in a Supporting Role: An Officer and a Gentleman, 1982
Irene Cara - Best Original Song: Flashdance, 1983
Prince - Best Original Song Score: Purple Rain,...
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
2 white female cheerleaders died in a car crash in rockford and my Facebook feed is going crazy with strangers expressing their regret. Tons of articles with people remembering them all over the place.
2 male minorities who were also in high school died in a car crash last weekend. No one gives a shit. There was one post in the newspaper.
That’s Rockford, IL everybody.
Bullshit>Life: Hey LGBT Activists, →
fetchingwretch:
ethiopienne:
You do know that it’s possible to fight for LGBT rights without appropriating the Civil Rights movement, right? And that the Civil Rights movement is not yours to appropriate? And that dismantling homophobia can be done without perpetuating racism? And…
I’m 90% sure my family is trying to give me a stroke.
Can’t deal.